Where we read the stars and Yahoo Horoscopes to tell the fortune the only way Puntabulous knows:
Emotions aren’t something you’ve ever liked airing in public. When you feel the need to express them, it’s usually only for a very small audience. At the moment, however, you won’t care who’s in the vicinity.
In other words: Instead of sneaking off to the bathroom to cry like you normally do, why not just do your uncontrolable sobbing right there in your cubicle. After all, it is usually work that makes you feel that way anyway.
Good job.