Where we read the stars and Yahoo Horoscopes to tell the fortune the only way Puntabulous knows:
Sagittarius:
You’re all about tripping the light fantastic, and when you make it look like so much fun, you attract dozens of willing cohorts who want to follow in your madcap path. People always have fun when you’re around.
“Tripping the light fantastic”??? What the fuck? That sounds like something my parents would say when they were teenagers. Right along with “Nifto, keeno, cool”. Which by the way, is an ACTUAL phrase my mom told me her and her friends used to say. No wonder the world is so screwed up.
Pisces:
When it comes to relying on someone in your social circle, you might be better off being a little more critical and a little less trusting. If you do go through with it, the results might just confirm what you already suspected.
Why are all the Pisces in the room now staring at me menacingly? You should have known not to trust me in the first place. One of life’s lessons my friend. You can thank me later.
Virgo:
It’s time to get more in tune with nature and step up your interest in the great outdoors. Volunteer to clean up a local hiking trail, or take your nieces and nephews on a bird-sighting expedition. You’ll have tons of fun and feel great about helping others.
I totally would, but that kinda goes against my selfishness.
Taurus:
Self-righteous indignation sure can be fun to try on, but it’s more and more tiring (and tiresome) the longer you keep it on. Don’t stay stuck there. Examine your motives for not fixing whatever’s bugging you and ticking you off.
You know what else is fun to try on? A banana peel. Be creative! Send pictures! Make it as tripping the light fantastic as possible. Oh shit!