Puntabulous

The summer just seemed to fly by. I still can’t believe it’s September already. Before you know it, it’s going to be Halloween. So it is never too early to plan your Halloween costume. In today’s edition of Puntabulous, I will concentrate on getting your children prepared for Halloween. All of the following costumes are available at: Just Kid Costumes.

“I wanted to be Batman. But I got stuck with this faggoty shit.”

“Suck it you Carebear Momma’s boy!”

“God I hope I don’t get beat up. Just because my dad is a Lord of the Rings dork, doesn’t mean I need to like it either!”

“God I hope I look like Orlando Bloom when I grow up.”

“God I hope I DON’T look like Elijah Wood when I grow up.”

“What the fuck is wrong with my family? Who the hell dresses up as the Virgin Mary for Halloween? I’m glad the kid next to me isn’t even TRYING to look like he’s having a good time.”

“Let’s play a game and see who’s parents are more conservative. Ours? Or the Virgin Mary’s?”

“When I come out of the closet, my parents better not be the least bit surprised!”

“I don’t even know who the fuck I’m supposed to be. This show was off the air before my parents were even born.”

“Why won’t my parents let me show my face? Am I really that hideous? And how the fuck am I supposed to see out of this thing?”

“I know I look like a retard, but you better not say one fucking word or my hat will be so far up your ass, you’ll be tasting candy corn for a week.”

As you can see, there are many options for your child. Please choose wisely. You’ll be the ones paying their therapy bills.