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In today’s edition of Puntabulous Halloween Costumes, I will concentrate on getting all the gentlemen in the house prepared for Halloween. All of the following costumes are available at: BuyCostumes
“I didn’t really take a vow of celibacy. I took a vow to be uncool.”
“What’s dorkier and less original than a clown?”
“Two matching clowns!”
“Sorry clowns, the bad chicken suit out-dorks all.”
“I am a cat, I have a hat. I have no life, I have no wife. My hat is long, I have no schlong. I’m sad on the inside.”
” ‘Nice buns’? Real fucking original, jack ass.”
“Nothing says ‘loser’ like a costume of an old relic from the 80’s. But don’t worry, I’m a loser out of the costume too. If you see my date, let me know. She’s dressed up as Elvira.”
“I’m also available for Bachelorette parties. And Bachelor parties, but only that one time in college when I was really drunk.”
“I know my toga is short, but if I stand in enough light, you can see my chariots of fire.”
“I wish my dad hugged me when I was little, instead of yelling at me for throwing like a girl.”
“Big gun, big pants, big hat, big mustache, small penis.”
October 31st, 2006 at 10:36 am
“if I stand in enough light, you can see my chariots of fire.””
BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Ooo, I’d Ben his Hur! (hey it’s early in the morning, it’s the best I could do…)
October 31st, 2006 at 2:06 pm
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