Where we read the stars and Yahoo Horoscopes to tell the fortune the only way Puntabulous knows:
Aries:
You’ve got a judicious eye as to the people in your life and where they can do the most good. Now, while you clearly know how to maximize all their skills, make sure they see it that way before you do any maneuvering, okay?
Hey you. You don’t really want to go to medical school do you? I think you really need to start thinking about maximizing your skills. How about you become my personal waffle maker? That a boy! Don’t forget the strawberries.
Sagittarius:
Shrug off outmoded ways of expression that simply don’t suit you anymore. You’re constantly evolving and growing, and certain styles that once worked for you might be in need of an overhaul — and soon. “Evolving and growing”?
To be politically correct, they should say: “Being intelligently designed and growing”.
Capricorn:
A crisis may pop up, and people realize that you’re the only one who can handle it. It’s no less than you expected, being the ultra-capable and competent sign that you are. Accept the accolades afterward gracefully.
Okay everyone, calm down. We’re going to get through this crisis as long as we all just stay calm and work together. You there, put the medical textbook down and make me waffles, and everything will turn out alright.
Sigh, is it Saturday yet?