PUNTABULOUS ODE TO TELEVISION

What a season for TV,
There is magic all around.
When the world is dark and grey,
TV never lets me down.

While I still enjoy the Wives,
Grey’s Anatomy has it beat.
Watch that guy break out of jail,
What a gorgeous hunk of meat.

Biggest Loser gains my love,
While the people lose the weight.
My life is so much like The Office,
Can Jim take me on a date?

Veronica Mars solves all the crimes,
While Lost is on an island far.
But they’re on at the same time,
God bless my sweet, sweet DVR.

Yes, Survivor is still on,
Who’d of thought it’d last this long?
Thursday’s one great big fat night,
It gets two verses in this song.

The OC is not as good,
As the golden days of yore.
Donald says that you are fired,
Go on and march right out that door.

Then we’re down to weekend shows,
Nothing’s on, let’s go outside!
No forget it, let us not,
We’ll watch reruns of Family Guy.