Oct
31
Dear Readers,
On this magical Halloween, let’s all keep in mind these simple rules to keep ourselves happy and healthy:
1) Check all of your candy for tampering. If a madman is going through all the trouble of poisoning the candy they are handing out for Halloween, they are clearly too lazy to wrap the candy up properly when they are done. Chances are any tampering will be obvious, such as a loose wrapper or a sign that reads: “This candy has been tampered with”. A quick glance by a grown up to make sure the wrapper is properly secure will ensure that nothing has been tampered with. Eat up!
2) Don’t fret when someone gives you a few pennies when you go to their house to trick-or-treat. Put those pennies to use! Save them up and toilet paper their house later that night.
3) If people say that you are too old to be trick-or-treating, politely remind them that they are too old to be so alive.
4) If you forget to wear a costume, tell people that you are dressing up as the Pope. If people insist that you don’t look like the Pope, tell them that even the Pope gets to wear normal clothes every now and then. Then say that they are being insensitive to the Pope’s needs, give them a dirty look and walk away.
Be safe, be happy. Give me all your Reeses.
Love,
Puntabulous
October 31st, 2005 at 11:34 am
I don’t know how legitmate this makes you, but I thought this post was funny.
October 31st, 2005 at 7:16 pm
I went as a ” Puntabulous blog reader ”
I got three apples with razor blades in them : (
November 9th, 2005 at 11:49 pm
I actually did go as the pope. But I wore the pope costume (minus the pants). It turns out it was a lot more fun drinking as the pope and making out with random people then in my normal cloths. I think I’m going to wear it everytime I go to the bar now. It just sucked having to keep my cell phone, keys, wallet, money, etc… in my socks.