Once again, Suzy Preston kicked ass and took names on tonight’s episode of The Biggest Loser. Not only did she lose 10 pounds, but she gave another contestant Matt a haircut, which made him look ten times better.
I am certain Suzy is going to make it to the final 3. (After the original taping, the final 3 go home to lose the rest of the weight on their own and come back for a final live weigh in). She is so gonna win. And I called it from the beginning!
But if Suzy doesn’t win, she could always move to New York and earn money by rolling me around after my god-like metabolism eventually withers away and I turn into a fatty.
Dude, he’s like hot now. I would totally do him. Tell Suzy to tell him to call me!