Nov
9
Where we read the stars and Yahoo Horoscopes to tell the fortune the only way Puntabulous knows:
Aries:
Get all that socializing out of your system now, because for the next day or so, you may not be much in the mood for other people. No, that’s not like you, but we’re all entitled to hibernate. It’s your turn.
I wish I could hibernate. I thought laying around, eating and being anti-social would be close enough. Turns out there is a whole world of laziness I have yet to explore.
Cancer:
Still thinking about sunny beaches and cruise ships? You haven’t indulged yet, but why keep resisting? You deserve some recreation time. Make the reservations — and take your favorite travel buddy along.
But you can only take one. There was this one time, when I was traveling, and I had two travel buddies. They kept fighting all the time, it was terrible. I had to choose one, so I picked Gollum. I’m happy with my choice.
