Through my site counter, I can see how people come across my blog. Many people find it by using a search engine to search for things I talk about such as “Halloween Costumes†and “The Biggest Loserâ€. Every once in a while, I come across a diamond in the rough. A search so unfathomably random, that I didn’t even know such searches existed. Not only am I shocked to find out what people are searching for, I’m shocked that these very searches lead directly to me.
I am the 105th (Wow! Moving up in the world!) result for the Google UK (I’m so worldly too!) search for “Jake Gyllenhaal bi?”
Does this mean that I talk about Jake Gyllenhaal too much? Is there even such a thing? And I would NEVER suggest that Jake is bisexual. I do not know him, and I would never make any accusations of the sort about anyone, without meeting them first.
All I’m saying is that him and Heath Ledger look awfully cozy in that documentary about their lives that is coming out soon.
Wait.
It’s not a documentary? It’s a fictional movie about gay cowboys?
Eh, close enough.