Puntabulous

If I were ever in a freak accident where toxic chemicals altered my DNA, I hope the radiation would give me supernatural yo-yo abilities. I would then use my new abilities to fight crime.

I could use catchphrases like:

“Why don’t you go crying back to yo-yo mama!”

“I’m gonna walk you dogs all the way to jail!”

“Yo yo criminals! Justice is coming around the world!”