Dec
21
Dear God,
Hey. How are you? Yeah, they’re still on strike.
I know you usually leave the whole “hate” thing up to the televangelists, but could you send some hate in their direction? Perhaps in the form of backne or eyelashes in their eyes? Those are just some suggestions. I’m sure you’re much more creative. You made vaginas after all. If that doesn’t scream “evil genius”, I don’t know what does.
Thanks!
Love,
Puntabulous
PS- Tell Jesus I said Happy Birthday. But don’t say “Birthday”, he might get offended.
PPS- But don’t say “Happy Holidays” either. He could get offended by that too. He could be all like “Yo man, if it’s my birthday, just say it’s my birthday, don’t try and skirt around the issue with a generic statement of well wishes, jack ass.”
PPPS- Okay, better not say anything at all. But if he mentions me at all, tell him I say “Hi”.
December 21st, 2005 at 8:36 am
Mr. Puntabulous,
Could you please post a picture of what your commute in and out of the city looks like. Mrs. Snazzy and myself would love to see what you big city folk are doing. Time to go fire up the John Deere and head dow to the local feed store…
December 21st, 2005 at 8:40 am
F the strike! Luckily God created Jack Daniels and Pabst Blue Ribbon. I’ll be sitting home all day today with my emergency supply. Time to call the boss and tell her I won’t be working today….