OUCH!

Just in case you forgot, I am still the number one result in the Google search for “sock full of oranges”.

Here you go my lovelies:

Don’t say I never give you what you want.

So I finally made my first dollar from running this website! WOO HOO!

It came in from the Amazon.com link I have from my sidebar. Someone clicked through it and purchased something, and I got a percentage!

So if you plan on buying something on Amazon.com, go through the link on my sidebar. You don’t even have to purchase anything it is displaying! Go forth my minions! Make me money!

I said go!

And yes, I realize money is not puke green, but I couldn’t find anything better!

GOTCHA!

Mentally pats self on back.

Like shooting Cupids in a barrel.

Here is a letter I got from a guy on Myspace:

Subject: Hey

hey man yur (1) cute, u ever come to niagara falls canada? i am [redacted] aged 23 frrom (2) [redacted] canada and i was lookin to have fun today with some hot american (3) dude and well yuru (4) hot and buff lookin (5), u wanna come over? i am 23 (6) avg build brn blu (7) 5′8″tall 160lbs 6.5 cut dick (8) and size 10.5 feet/shoes (9) u? i love to fuck suck jerk lick be kinky get suckedd and jerked (10) and i so love guys chests legs armpits and feet. u? (11)

(1) Grammatical error to be cute?

(2) Oh wait, no, he’s just dumb.

(3) He acts as if being American is so exotic. Hello! You’re from Canada! We’re practically the same nationality!

(4) WHAT!?

(5) HA!

(6) You said that already.

(7) Taking away one letter doesn’t make it an abbreviation.

(8) Oh baby.

(9) If you’ve already told me your dick size, what does your shoe size matter? Not that there is a correlation anyway.

(10) Claaaaaaaassy

(11) Keep all armpits and feet away from me. Thank you.

Previously on Puntabulous Gets a Romantic Letter.

Fun!

Make your’s here: Yahoo Avatars!

Point!