I found a dead worm inside my green pepper. It was accompanied by what I can only imagine to be it’s poop from eating my green pepper for most of it’s adult life. Anyone who knows me knows I am terrified of bugs, so I imagined the scene went something like this:
Luckily there is an ingredient in Axe shower gel, that when combined with the juices lining a worm’s digestive tract creates a chain reaction that leads to a non-painful explosion, which left me unharmed and with conveniently torn clothing.
Eek! That’d put me off green peppers for a very long time.
Lol! I appreciated the “Axe” association.