Here is a letter I got from a guy on Myspace:
Subject: Hey
hey man yur (1) cute, u ever come to niagara falls canada? i am [redacted] aged 23 frrom (2) [redacted] canada and i was lookin to have fun today with some hot american (3) dude and well yuru (4) hot and buff lookin (5), u wanna come over? i am 23 (6) avg build brn blu (7) 5′8″tall 160lbs 6.5 cut dick (8) and size 10.5 feet/shoes (9) u? i love to fuck suck jerk lick be kinky get suckedd and jerked (10) and i so love guys chests legs armpits and feet. u? (11)
(1) Grammatical error to be cute?
(2) Oh wait, no, he’s just dumb.
(3) He acts as if being American is so exotic. Hello! You’re from Canada! We’re practically the same nationality!
(4) WHAT!?
(5) HA!
(6) You said that already.
(7) Taking away one letter doesn’t make it an abbreviation.
(8) Oh baby.
(9) If you’ve already told me your dick size, what does your shoe size matter? Not that there is a correlation anyway.
(10) Claaaaaaaassy
(11) Keep all armpits and feet away from me. Thank you.
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What happened when you got to his place?
Hey, sometimes guys with big feet have a lot to offer. How about you take off your judgement pants and put on your fun scorts.
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