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In a nutshell: Napoleon Dynamite, with worse dance moves; Bridget Jones, with fewer love interests; And any random plucky sidekick, with less saving the day.
I aspire to be a childrens book author. This is the current page count to the book I am writing. It is here to inspire me. If time goes by and you do not see an increase, send me an e-mail and give me a kick in the pants. Thank you. CURRENT PAGE COUNT: 7
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Brilliant!
Damn you, Puntabulous! Do you know how much it costs to get coffee off a computer moniter?
You had me at the magic beans, you delightfully disturbed man, you!
This one, Craig, is 100% pure genious. Kudos!
If that Sabila girl loved the magic beans it must be because she is always flipping her bean!
Ew. That was totally uncalled for Nicholas Pine.
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
I wish I had a bean to flip. If I ever meet this Sabila person I bet I can get her to let me flip hers…
Craig, who the eff is this NPine loser?
Tell Me What a Dork I Am!