Take that Cupid!

And you too, Ben Kingsley!

YES!

It’s almost that time of year again!

SCORE!

For the love of Aslan! If someone wants to look up puntabulous, let them look up puntabulous! Don’t try and distract them with these words of complete nonsense!

VULGAR!

Put away your notebooks and take out a number 2! It’s time for another Puntabulous Pop Quiz. Don’t worry, it’s easy, there’s only one question.

Which one of these pop up ads for Outpersonals.com is real?

Here I am when I appeared in an ad for Absolut Vodka:

Here comes another Puntabulous Reader Submission! This comes from Dora over at Revisiting the Moon:

She says: “It’s a combination of my two favorite things - Pride and Prejudice and Puntabulous!”

Sucking up will get you far at this website!

I auditioned for the role of Mr. Darcy, but the sideburns were too heavy and I refused to continue with the audition unless the sideburns also served as floatation devices. They decided to go another way, but went with my suggestion, hence Colin Firth’s massive sideburns.

Without jumping to conclusions, I think that means I also inspired the idea for Colin Firth to have a wet shirt scene. You’re welcome.

This is an awesome picture! I feel like I’m inside the movie.

Did you send in a reader submission yet? Did you send in another one? Send them to Craig (at) Puntabulous (dot) come right away!

Here I am when I appeared in the popular anime cartoon Pokemon:

I played a magical creature called a Puta. Unfortunately, parents groups complained and I had to be taken off the air due to me constantly saying my only line “Puta, puta!” It was supposed to be cute, but perhaps I should have pronounced it with a short U rather than a long U.

After Boo Boo mysteriously disappeared, Yogi Bear held auditions for his replacement:

Unfortunately I didn’t make the cut. I was eliminated after I played a bad round of Twister. I was never much of a fan for the game. The distraction of playing naked didn’t help either.