Here is a rare look into the life of Puntabulous.

Honey I’m home!

Honey?

Oh there you are, Natalie Portman, my wife. How nice of you to wear my favorite outfit. Isn’t it about time we had George over to dinner? Yes, that would be lovely!

Give daddy a kiss.

Oh yes, you give the best foot rubs. That’s exactly what the doctor ordered.

And a beer too?! You’re too good to me, Natalie Portman!

That’s right. You go cook dinner while I nap.

Where’s dinner?

Are there peas in that?!

Of course I don’t like peas! How could you be so stupid!?

What is wrong with you!?

No baby, don’t go to your mother’s.

I’ll be better next time.

Just come to bed, daddy will make it better.

If Jack Bauer were in a room with Osama Bin Laden and Sean Astin’s character from 24 and only had one bullet, who do you think he would shoot?

That’s right:

Here is a picture from last night’s episode of Greys Anatomy. Actually, this is a picture from just about EVERY episode of Greys Anatomy.

Ms. Mopey McMoperson needs to turn the crying down a notch.

But perhaps more importantly, Dr. Hobbit needs to NOT date the manish female version of himself. I will support no such action. She is far too distracting to be seen on screen.

This is really funny and utterly unsafe for work. Really. Don’t even try it. It can wait till you get home. I know you may be thinking to yourself, “But how bad can it be?” Well here is a hint my lovelies: It is a music video for a song called “Do You Take It?” by a musical group called The Wet Spots. Now stop considering clicking on it and get back to work.

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Another fun night with the Mickey Mouse ears!

Just the one picture this time though:

Mmmmm! Ice Cream!

Here is a picture from last night’s episode of Survivor: Exile Island:

Last night’s episode of Survivor (buy Charmin!) was an interesting one. For the (buy Charmin!) reward challenge, the winners won a (buy Charmin!) port-a-potty, towels and lots and lots of (buy Charmin!) toilet paper. The port-a-potty was (buy Charmin!) called “The Casa de Charmin”. Not very (buy Charmin!) clever if you ask me. For the next (buy Charmin!) fifteen minutes, the producers made sure that a roll of (buy Charmin!) toilet paper was in every shot possible.

I’m not sure what happened after that though because I had to go to the grocery store and pick up some Charmin toilet paper. I didn’t really need any, but I had the strangest urge to get it.

Here I am walking to work:

Find which one is me.

Here I am busting a move on the Dance Dance Revolution floor last night.

I’m not gonna sugar coat this, I’m terrible. But I’ve only played a few times before and that was 3 years ago. That cloud of smoke next to me is Chris, who is frighteningly good at DDR. He moves so fast that the composition of his molecules begin to break up and he reaches a gaseous state. Other arcade goers even gather around to watch him, he’s that good. Unfortunately it also means that it draws more attention to me. And while I normally love having people stare at me, I generally like it when they don’t have expressions of horror on their faces.

My boss just came back from Florida and he brought me back a personalized pair of Mickey Mouse Ears!

Click on the link to see how I spent my first night with the magical ears!

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As you watched the Lord of the Rings movies, you may have noticed the crappy dialogue Legolas (as played by Orlando Bloom) was given. He really never contibutes anything of any use to the story or surrounding characters. In tribute, I am using his most pointless lines as completely random captions.

I hope you enjoy.