As you watched the Lord of the Rings movies, you may have noticed the crappy dialogue Legolas (as played by Orlando Bloom) was given. He really never contibutes anything of any use to the story or surrounding characters. In tribute, I am using his most pointless lines as completely random captions.
I hope you enjoy.
legolas? oh, you mean that hot chick with the bow and arrow!
Puntaulous, why are you showing a picture of Fat Albert after gastric bypass surgery?
That cat is the Kate Bosworth of the feline world!
Leave it to this Sabila chick to comment on the pussy
cat. Come on! This is Puntabulous, please be a little more original…
Hey Nicolas Pine: eff off.