Feb
28
Here is a rare look into the life of Puntabulous.
Honey I’m home!
Honey?
Oh there you are, Natalie Portman, my wife. How nice of you to wear my favorite outfit. Isn’t it about time we had George over to dinner? Yes, that would be lovely!
Give daddy a kiss.
Oh yes, you give the best foot rubs. That’s exactly what the doctor ordered.
And a beer too?! You’re too good to me, Natalie Portman!
That’s right. You go cook dinner while I nap.
Where’s dinner?
Are there peas in that?!
Of course I don’t like peas! How could you be so stupid!?
What is wrong with you!?
No baby, don’t go to your mother’s.
I’ll be better next time.
Just come to bed, daddy will make it better.

February 28th, 2006 at 9:02 am
OMG! That was the best post EVER!
February 28th, 2006 at 5:02 pm
you have the best apologetic face ever – you must get away with so much!
March 1st, 2006 at 12:22 pm
mr. puntabulous, any chance of having a new york city punta party. I want to meet some of these chicks that appear to be your groupies, especially this sabila, I love italian women!
March 2nd, 2006 at 9:25 pm
Beautiful.
July 26th, 2006 at 9:54 pm
I have bad news for you. Natalie didn’t go to her mothers. She came to me!
August 5th, 2006 at 6:12 am
you smell like weeny poo that comes from… Plus you smell like viagra