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Here I am when I appeared in the classic 80’s fantasy film “The Dark Crystal”.

There was no reason I couldn’t have a little fun before replacing the final crystal shard.*

So I watched this movie for the first time this weekend. How had this movie evaded me for so long? It just screams “Craig! Watch me! You will love me!” It had magical creatures, silliness and muppets. What’s not to love? I almost didn’t mind the creepy expressionless Gelflings. I say “almost” because they did occasionally freak me out. Not terribly different than the humans in “Toy Story”.

I’m on a mission to watch all of those classic 80’s fantasy movies that I somehow missed. On deck is Labyrinth, Legend, and E.T. (Don’t even ask how I still haven’t seen E.T.) If anyone happens to have any of these DVDs they want to lend me, I would be much obliged.

*I apologize for the perviness of this post. Muppets bring out the worst in me.

Good job Weather Report!

Slow-Walkers are the bane of my existence.

Seriously, don’t these people have places to go? Don’t they hear the subway coming and going? I understand if they don’t have the courtesy to let me get ahead of them. But why don’t they want to get to the subway themselves? It’s perplexing!

I orginally drew this picture for a post about how there are many aspects of my life that need changing and how I wanted to start things over again. But then I remembered that nobody likes a cry baby.

But I felt the need to post the picture anyway because I look so damn cute as a fetus!

In a Puntabulous Exclusive, I am proud to show you the newest model iPod soon to be released by Apple.

This iPod will surely get you laid.

It’s never too late for a PUNTABULOUS READER SUBMISSION!

This one comes from Joey all the way from Long Island:

The creativity is staggering! I love it!

Here is the stunning conclusion to PUNTABULOUS LOVES VALENTINES DAY!

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Here is a special edition of PUNTABULOUS READER SUBMISSIONS!

This first one comes from Rich who lives all the way across the pond. He’s really smart and uses high-brow british humour. He even spells it with a “U”! My silly American eyes can hardly comprehend it!

This next one comes from Brian who lives in a magical land called Long Island. I thoroughly enjoy it and am slightly disappointed I didn’t think of it on my own.

Here’s a capitalist approach from Ctina over at Cafe Au Lait. Everytime I look at it I imagine dramatic music and shadows giving each other jewelry.

Here is a disgustingly optimistic submission from Shirley over at To Exist in Virtual Reality. She knows I don’t approve of her optimism, but I love it anyway. Blasphemy!

This one is from Emily over at Noodles Are Yummy. I think she’s making fun of me. Good thing I love her more than gummy bears, or else I would be really mad.

I love all of these submissions so much! Thanks to everyone who participated!

Tomorrow is the big day!

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Don’t forget to send in your Puntabulous Reader Submission! I want to see how YOU would kill Cupid. I need them tonight for tomorrow’s posting! Get to it!

This is disgusting:

I don’t care what you put on it, I’m still not putting my mouth down there.

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