On boring nights, me and Natalie Portman, my wife, enjoy playing games!

La La La. Bo-ring night.

Let’s play a game!

Let’s play “Guess the Celebrity”!

You go first.

Okay! Guess which celebrity I’m being.

I know! You’re being Natalie Portman!

Correct!

Ha Ha Ha! You are so clever, Natalie Portman, my wife!

She does the same joke everytime!

My turn!

Hmmm, wife beater, boxers showing, undeserved sense of accomplishment. Let me see your feet.

Bingo! The true sign of trailer trash!

You’re Kevin Federline!

Fuck yeah!

Me again!

Who am I?

Hmmm, paper thin, collapsed under the weight of your own clothing, covered in dirty laundry…

You’re Mary-Kate Olsen!

Correct!

Oh shit! Lost is starting!

Yes! A Locke episode!

Sweetie? A little help here?

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So I went to the Museum of Natural History this past weekend. I’m such a science dork. I wandered the halls aimlessly just seeing where the day would take me. I marveled at the science of the world that surrounded me. I saved the dinosaur exhibit for last since that is my favorite. I made my way to the 4th floor and was in awe of what I was seeing. Even though I had seen the same exhibit dozens of times before, I can never help but be amazed by the advances in science. It’s incredible what these genius paleontologists can uncover from fossils buried underneath the Earth for millions of years. I am so proud to live in a world that encourages using science to discover the answers to countless mysteries that still inhabit our lives. As I silently professed my love of all things science, I thought: “Damn, if only Noah brought the dinosaurs on the ark with him!”

God bless science.

I love using my site tracker to see how people find Puntabulous!

Don’t worry! I think it’s perfectly normal. But only if you’re one of those freaks that poops while climaxing.

If I see another Idol hold up their fingers with the phone number you’re supposed to call to vote for them, I’m going to shoot them.

Even if Taylor didn’t do it, I’d shoot him anyway.

Here are this week’s American Idol reviews in rhymes:

Lisa: Bored Snored
Kellie: Ditsy Dixie
Ace: Butt Slut
Taylor: Slay Gray
Mandisa: Praise Craze
Chris: How about that lame talk to Ryan about the band Live?
Katharine: Lovey Dovey
Bucky: Marbled Garbled
Paris: Ew Spew
Elliott: Teeth Teeth

Alright bitches! The bar has now been raised!

Shirley from over at Shirley is Great has sent in the ultimate Puntabulous Reader Submission. It is everything a Puntabulous Reader Submission should be. It is 100% original, 100% silly, and in this case, answers the question fully: “What would you do with your Sex-Bot?”.

Enjoy!

Step 1: Romance the innocent Robot with sweet talk and flowers.

Step 2: Introduce Robot to “open” love.

Step 3: Pounce!

Love it, love it, love it! I must find this Shirley person and work at the same place as her immediately! It looks magical!

Send in your submissions to my e-mail address in the sidebar right away!

I don’t think it counts as a Puntabulous Reader Submission if I submit it myself, but since there is a slow flow of submissions, I might as well.

Here’s another Sex-Bot picture:

Think you could do better? Prove it. Send in your Sex-Bot submissions to my e-mail in the sidebar!

Here I am when I appeared in the Matrix movies:

So I sent out a call for Puntabulous Reader Submissions and I received another one this morning!

Here is what Nathan has to deliver:

DIRTY! I love it! With a gun like that, perhaps I’m beginning to understand what Charlton Heston has been supporting all these years.

What does YOUR Sex-Bot look like? Send in your submissions right away to my e-mail in the sidebar!

Two days after I ask for Reader Submissions, and I FINALLY get my first one!

Ctina over at Cafe Au Lait sent in the following picture:

The caption up top reads “Ctina sees a Hoover coming and turns it on”.

I don’t know about you guys but I think the Hoover is really enjoying himself. It’s weird though, I don’t know how Ctina knew my old college nickname was Hoover.

Good job Ctina! Keep them coming guys! What would YOU do with your Sex-Bot? The world deserves to know! Send in your submissions right away to my e-mail in the sidebar!

So I thought of another phrase my Sex-Bot could say while having sex:

It got me thinking that there are plenty of ways to have sex with your Sex-Bot and millions of things he or she could be saying to you. So I’ve decided to have another Reader Submission session! It worked really well in the past.

So the question is: What would you do with your Sex-Bot? Send in your original MSPaint (or other method if you prefer) submissions to the e-mail in my sidebar. I’ll post all the submissions and if you have a blog, be sure to let me know so I can link back to you! Everybody wins!

And remember! There’s no such thing as a bad Puntabulous Reader Submission! We all remember THIS winner right?