Mar
2
I don’t understand when people use the word “died” or “dying” as a term of exageration. Such as: “I died laughing!” or “I was dying with laughter!”. Clearly if you are still talking to me, you did not die. You big stupid liar.
If you are going to lie, why not use a positive exageration instead of such a negative one? I hereby suggest the new phrase be “I orgasmed laughing!” or “I was orgasming with laughter!”.
See? Isn’t that better?
March 2nd, 2006 at 9:23 pm
I certainly did orgasm laughing at that one.
Hmmm… I liked it in concept, but I must admit that the execution is a little tricky. You can’t for instance, use it in a story you’re telling to maiden aunts. Particularly if you are at church. And it veers over into creepiness with reference to certain individuals and locales. Shall have to ponder this one.
March 4th, 2006 at 8:22 pm
I have to throw away my chair cushion now.