Mar
7
Here is another rare look into the life of Puntabulous:
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Snooze
Snooze
Snooze
WHAT!?
FUUUUUUUUCK!
Of course I have to wake up late on shower day!
Today is not a good day to join me Natalie Portman, my wife!
I SAID NO!
Plastic Bottle of Vodka, a classy part of a balanced breakfast.
Mmmmmm….Apple Jacks!
Hmmmm, what should I wear?
Here are all the shirts I wear everyday over and over and over again! What mediocre choices!
Doink! I know!
I’ll wear this shirt from H&M! Not too flashy, but flashy enough that people will know I’m a homosexual!
Perfect!
March 7th, 2006 at 10:21 am
This is my new most favorite post ever! I heart the Puntabulous!
March 7th, 2006 at 3:43 pm
Hilarious. Just love this post! Now if only I could get a shirt that isn’t too dumpy, but just dumpy enough to let people know that I’m an aspiring writer…
March 7th, 2006 at 4:06 pm
you’re perfectly funny! not too perfect, but just perfect enough to make me orgasm from laughing!
March 7th, 2006 at 4:12 pm
I bought this shirt for Craig!!! Oh how I long for the days of happiness that we once shared!! Keep posting you creative wonder you!
March 7th, 2006 at 4:17 pm
If Sabila can heart Puntabulous, can I bone Sabila?
March 7th, 2006 at 4:22 pm
ehh. That joke was not too mediocre, but just mediocre enough to keep me from coming back.
March 7th, 2006 at 4:24 pm
Craig, you’re famous!
Shut up Nicholas Pine!
March 7th, 2006 at 4:24 pm
Craig, you’re famous!
March 7th, 2006 at 4:52 pm
Shower “day”? Ew.
March 7th, 2006 at 5:50 pm
dude i have the same shower curtain. Represent Ikea.
March 7th, 2006 at 6:28 pm
can’t Natalie cook you a real breakfast? She’s clearly slacking.
March 7th, 2006 at 6:33 pm
Aww, he’s got that ‘Natalie Portman is so down to earth and smart and classy, not like that hussy Britney Spears that I used to like before she got fat and went out with boys that weren’t me. Natalie would never, ever get fat like that. She’s tiny like a pixie. And she doesn’t need awards to prove she can act, or even a handful of good movies. She was in Star Wars and that’s good enough for me. If only she could meet me, I know we’d fall in love’ look. A lot of guys have it, but most of them have a ‘virgin test’ in their pre nup.
March 7th, 2006 at 8:08 pm
“”Of course I have to wake up late on shower day!”"
Does this imply that you don’t take one EVERY day?!?!?! :-O
March 7th, 2006 at 11:57 pm
[...] Every weekday I submit to routine. I fix myself up and get ready to tread that most demeaning activity; work. Luckily, I’m not alone, billions of others join me every day, including this guy. [...]
March 8th, 2006 at 12:51 am
Nathalie is not slacking – she clearly appreciates the goodness that is Apple Jacks…..mmmmmmm sugary breakfast cereal…yummy.
March 8th, 2006 at 12:52 am
Natalie is not slacking – she clearly appreciates the goodness that is Apple Jacks…..mmmmmmm sugary breakfast cereal…yummy.
March 8th, 2006 at 3:41 am
I can’t believe Gawker sent me to this blog. I feel like I’ve wasted both the 10 seconds it took to read the entry, and the energy I expended to click on the link.
March 8th, 2006 at 3:54 am
I have that same alarm clock next to my bed! And I’m in love with Ewan McGregor! Okay, that’s sort of random, but your Star Wars Natalie Portman reminded me. Spooooky…
March 8th, 2006 at 7:23 am
funny!! funyn enoguh to make me roll on the florr laughin, but not funny enough to spit milk out of my nose!
March 8th, 2006 at 9:03 am
Very clever. My comment…not so much.
March 8th, 2006 at 4:24 pm
Fantabulous!
March 14th, 2006 at 7:19 pm
Got linked from Cityrags… They’re links are usually pretty interesting/witty/funny, but your was none of that. Sorry dude, but this was pretty dumb.
March 15th, 2006 at 7:26 am
Funny!!!!! Helped me wake up this morning.
March 16th, 2006 at 11:29 pm
thank god -someone with humour out there! (there really is not enough going around, u know)
August 7th, 2006 at 4:46 pm
Haha, that’s hilarious!
January 7th, 2007 at 6:41 pm
[...] 3) Because I would have a really hard time breaking it to Natalie Portman, my wife, if I wasn’t nominated. [...]
November 17th, 2007 at 12:16 am
What a waste of bandwith.