Here is another rare look into the life of Puntabulous:
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Snooze
Snooze
Snooze
WHAT!?
FUUUUUUUUCK!
Of course I have to wake up late on shower day!
Today is not a good day to join me Natalie Portman, my wife!
I SAID NO!
Plastic Bottle of Vodka, a classy part of a balanced breakfast.
Mmmmmm….Apple Jacks!
Hmmmm, what should I wear?
Here are all the shirts I wear everyday over and over and over again! What mediocre choices!
Doink! I know!
I’ll wear this shirt from H&M! Not too flashy, but flashy enough that people will know I’m a homosexual!
Perfect!
This is my new most favorite post ever! I heart the Puntabulous!
Hilarious. Just love this post! Now if only I could get a shirt that isn’t too dumpy, but just dumpy enough to let people know that I’m an aspiring writer…
you’re perfectly funny! not too perfect, but just perfect enough to make me orgasm from laughing!
I bought this shirt for Craig!!! Oh how I long for the days of happiness that we once shared!! Keep posting you creative wonder you!
If Sabila can heart Puntabulous, can I bone Sabila?
ehh. That joke was not too mediocre, but just mediocre enough to keep me from coming back.
Craig, you’re famous!
Shut up Nicholas Pine!
Craig, you’re famous!
Shower “day”? Ew.
dude i have the same shower curtain. Represent Ikea.
can’t Natalie cook you a real breakfast? She’s clearly slacking.
Aww, he’s got that ‘Natalie Portman is so down to earth and smart and classy, not like that hussy Britney Spears that I used to like before she got fat and went out with boys that weren’t me. Natalie would never, ever get fat like that. She’s tiny like a pixie. And she doesn’t need awards to prove she can act, or even a handful of good movies. She was in Star Wars and that’s good enough for me. If only she could meet me, I know we’d fall in love’ look. A lot of guys have it, but most of them have a ‘virgin test’ in their pre nup.
“”Of course I have to wake up late on shower day!”"
Does this imply that you don’t take one EVERY day?!?!?! :-O
[...] Every weekday I submit to routine. I fix myself up and get ready to tread that most demeaning activity; work. Luckily, I’m not alone, billions of others join me every day, including this guy. [...]
Nathalie is not slacking – she clearly appreciates the goodness that is Apple Jacks…..mmmmmmm sugary breakfast cereal…yummy.
Natalie is not slacking – she clearly appreciates the goodness that is Apple Jacks…..mmmmmmm sugary breakfast cereal…yummy.
I can’t believe Gawker sent me to this blog. I feel like I’ve wasted both the 10 seconds it took to read the entry, and the energy I expended to click on the link.
I have that same alarm clock next to my bed! And I’m in love with Ewan McGregor! Okay, that’s sort of random, but your Star Wars Natalie Portman reminded me. Spooooky…
funny!! funyn enoguh to make me roll on the florr laughin, but not funny enough to spit milk out of my nose!
Very clever. My comment…not so much.
Fantabulous!
Got linked from Cityrags… They’re links are usually pretty interesting/witty/funny, but your was none of that. Sorry dude, but this was pretty dumb.
Funny!!!!! Helped me wake up this morning.
thank god -someone with humour out there! (there really is not enough going around, u know)
Haha, that’s hilarious!
[...] 3) Because I would have a really hard time breaking it to Natalie Portman, my wife, if I wasn’t nominated. [...]
What a waste of bandwith.