Mar
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Let’s face it. As Robertj so elequently pointed out, sometimes, I’m just not that funny. I apologize for my random spouts of unfunniness. I work full time and hang out with friends and all the normal New York City stuff and sometimes blogging gets pushed to the back burner. I don’t claim to be extremely funny. No one was more shocked than I was when Gawker linked to me. I try and take everyday things and put a silly spin on them. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn’t.
Anyway, I guess I’m trying to say that not nice comments make me not happy. Luckily there is something that always makes me feel better.
Killing Cupid




There, that’s better.
Oh, and I’ll try and do at least one photo story a week since I know they are usually pretty funny. So stayed tuned for more cardboard Natalie Portman spousal abuse!

March 10th, 2006 at 3:11 pm
Why are there so many haters in the world Robert J.? Why don’t you just let your sack relax a bit and have some fun? Mr. Craig is just trying to share a piece of his pie with us…pour a drink, read the blog and if you don’t enjoy it go fuck yourself and read something else.
March 10th, 2006 at 4:26 pm
gosh - that’s me told!
March 11th, 2006 at 9:17 pm
You’re no one until some body hates you.
March 11th, 2006 at 9:49 pm
Wait a second, your wife we’ve seen in several posts, Natalie Portman, is cardboard!????????????? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
What is the world coming to where a homosexual blogger can’t marry a gorgeous multi-millionaire actress!?!!!
Life means nothing anymore.
March 12th, 2006 at 4:49 pm
oh noooo - you’re wonderful - see? that robertj guy is just kidding - he keeps reading you, just like we all do. bad haters, bad!
just wear your mickey mouse hat & keep sharing the love!
March 16th, 2006 at 11:16 pm
Just to let you know you’re not alone, I received a response to a Craigslist posting from a nice guy named Chad who called me a jackass for pricing a used item above the new price at Home Depot. Of course, he didn’t know what he was talking about (becuase they don’t even sell the item at Home Depot and even if they did it would have been more than I was asking), but it didn’t stop him from introducing himself by calling me a jackass. Nice, huh? It’s kind of been that way this week, so it’s been extra nice to find your funny site to help me forget about being a jackass. I’ll visit again for sure. Because funny sometimes is a helluva lot better than angry all the time. At least in my book.