Mar
15
So I finally tuned into American Idol this season. I don’t watch until there are only 12 contestants left. I don’t like the auditions and episodes with themes make me excited.
One word reviews:
Ace: Hot
Bucky: Feathered
Chris: Microphone
Elliott: Who?
Katharine: Breasts
Kellie: Twang
Kevin: Wee
Lisa: Cute
Mandisa: Fabulous
Melissa: Tolerable
Paris: Loser
Taylor: Ew
Okay, I realize these reviews are very superficial, and hardly based on musical talent.
Oh, were you expecting a “but” to follow that? Well then you clearly misjudged me.

March 15th, 2006 at 9:42 am
C’mon! Taylor rules! I wish I could look that young when I’m 83.
March 15th, 2006 at 1:42 pm
hah nice i like your site. you should drop by mine sometime puntabulous
March 15th, 2006 at 2:39 pm
You’re funny. I’m glad I found you.
March 16th, 2006 at 8:03 am
Well, no more tolerating Melissa! The let the door hit your talentless arse on the way out!
Vote 4 Kevin!
March 16th, 2006 at 11:21 pm
hey, superficial is the true way to go, hunnybun. u’ve spoken to my heart
March 17th, 2006 at 12:41 am
Dude, that’s a terrifying amount of Abdul cleavage.