So I finally tuned into American Idol this season. I don’t watch until there are only 12 contestants left. I don’t like the auditions and episodes with themes make me excited.
One word reviews:
Ace: Hot
Bucky: Feathered
Chris: Microphone
Elliott: Who?
Katharine: Breasts
Kellie: Twang
Kevin: Wee
Lisa: Cute
Mandisa: Fabulous
Melissa: Tolerable
Paris: Loser
Taylor: Ew
Okay, I realize these reviews are very superficial, and hardly based on musical talent.
Oh, were you expecting a “but” to follow that? Well then you clearly misjudged me.
C’mon! Taylor rules! I wish I could look that young when I’m 83.
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You’re funny. I’m glad I found you.
Well, no more tolerating Melissa! The let the door hit your talentless arse on the way out!
Vote 4 Kevin!
hey, superficial is the true way to go, hunnybun. u’ve spoken to my heart
Dude, that’s a terrifying amount of Abdul cleavage.