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If only I worked in movies! Oh the joy I would bring to audiences across the nation! This is how I would make the Transformers movie:
Yo man, I need some Autobot poontang!
MmmmHmmm
Fuck yeah!
Shhh…here comes Arcee.
Hey guys, what’s going on?
Hey Arcee.
Hey Arcee.
What are you guys talking about?
Jazz was saying how he wanted some Autobot poontang.
Kup! Don’t talk like that in front of a lady!
What lady?
Uh………
You.
I’m not a lady robot!
What!?
Why would you think I was a girl?
Is it my built-in sunglasses?
Kinda. And there’s also all the pink. And your expansive booby region.
What? A guy can’t wear pink? I look good in pink. And what would a transformer do with boobies? That’s just where I keep my spare tire.
Yeah, no, yeah. Pink suits you. Yeah.
Do I need to fucking show it to you?!
Fuck man! Put that shit away, Arcee!
You didn’t think I was a girl, did you Blurr?
Ooooooh
Uh….
Yeah, I kinda did.
Fuck man!
If I was a girl, why would I make out with that gay ass Bumblebee at the Autobot Christmas party?
WHAT!?
Hahaha! He’s kidding! He’s kidding!
No I’m not.
Wait…uh…but…
Hey guys! Look over there!
::SPEEDS AWAY::
Will you schmucks get your asses back to Autobot City!
We’ll be right there Optimus!
Hey Arcee, wait a second.
Yeah?
There’s something I’ve been wanting to try.
Knock that gay shit off, before I start busting skulls!
THE END
March 16th, 2006 at 9:41 am
Damn! I loved Bumblebee transformer! This is so similar to my dreams, it’s scary!
March 16th, 2006 at 10:21 am
i smell a brokeback transformers trailer…
March 16th, 2006 at 1:41 pm
go go gobots!
March 16th, 2006 at 11:26 pm
FABuuuuuuuuulous!!! this is probably the first creative thing i’ve looked at today. u must allow me to link this. fuck it- i’m linking it anyways b/c amusement like this needs to be spread around
March 17th, 2006 at 12:55 am
I LOVE YOU.
that was awesome.
autobot poontang. LOL
March 19th, 2006 at 12:37 pm
Would’ve loved to have seen Grimlock in this. I’m convinced his butch facade only hid his inner gay-self. What’s the first thing ‘ole Grimlock attacked on Unicron? The butt. He said he’d kick it, but we all know what he really meant.
Grimlock should just come out of the closet. I mean, it’s not like the Autobots are intolerant of homosexuals. Ratchet’s been with them since Cybertron and no one complains about him.
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March 20th, 2007 at 4:51 pm
OK, that was almost a new art-form in and of itself.
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September 18th, 2008 at 9:26 pm
hey that was so super cool!!! i like it so much! i like arcee…
but in reality she’s a female autobot!
i laugh hard poontang puntabulous… hahahahah!
why don’t you upload this in youtube…???
its really great! i want more!!! thanks lot!
September 18th, 2008 at 9:27 pm
i want the transformers fuck female autobot arcee…. hahahahha!!!
lust lust… chillin’ chillin’ … she’s hot!!!