In celebration of St. Patrick’s Day, I am pleased to share a small history of Leprechauns.
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From their creation, Leprechauns have always been beligerent drunkards…
…and slightly gay.
Through the ages, Leprechauns have always had the unfortunate problem of lucky charm thievery.
The criminal responsible for these terrible crimes is still on the loose.
In a bold move that broke down social barriers forever, the first gay all Leprechaun porno was released in 1998 titled “Danny Does Dublin”.
Gay rights activists everywhere celebrated accordingly.
Little known fact #1: Leprechauns are responsible for LSD.
Little known fact #2: Leprechauns do not appreciate shitty Halloween costumes.
Little known fact #3: Leprechauns think you look like a dumbass in this hat. So does everyone else.
In 2003, one foolish Leprechaun tried to hurt black people.
Black people won.
Sean Astin is the first Leprechaun to appear on a major network primetime drama.
Jack Bauer thinks all Leprechauns are fucking terrorists.
HAPPY ST. PATRICK’S DAY EVERYONE!
Top o’ the mornin to ya!
May your bowels run with green beer, Guinness, and Baileys!
Aahhh, Guinness, the breakfast of Irish people all over the world…
I love the part about Jack Bauer thinking all Leprechauns are terrorists!
Why isn’t the porno leprechaun’s butt green? Isn’t that how it works?
Only that one time after a rough night with the Jolly Green Giant.
Found your wonderful site the other day via city rag..I got on my knees and thanked the lord for this amazing blessing to my life. I tear up everytime I visit for the amount of laughter you bring.
Keep on rockin in the free world and doo doodle oo doo……
Leaping Leprechuans I love that post.
Have a great St. Pat’s Day.
I’m off in a few minutes to have corned beef and Guiness!
Oh, and I found you on nycbloggers.