Mar
22
The product placement in American Idol is staggering. I think that during commercial breaks, a sad, underpaid production assistant has to run out on stage and adjust the glasses the judges are drinking out of to make sure that the Coke symbols are always facing forward.
Paula as usual goes a bit overboard at the mention of Coke. But this is nothing new.
This week’s reviews in three words:
Mandisa: Gay man’s dream
Bucky: Take out marbles
Paris: Crap, Piss, Fart
Chris: I fuck rockers
Katharine: Be my beard
Taylor: Must look away
Lisa: Adorable as always
Kevin: Insert chicken joke
Elliott: Cuter than usual
Kellie: What a ditz
Ace: Gorgeous but sucks
March 22nd, 2006 at 8:09 am
Kellie is really not a ditz. I bet you it is all an act for votes. I’m almost 100% sure that when she’s done singing and being stupid (What’s a minx?), she goes backstage and says to the other girls: “Pack your bags, bitches! This show is mine, motherfuckers!”
March 22nd, 2006 at 5:12 pm
“Ace: Gorgeous but sucks”
Don’t you mean Ace: Gorgeous butt sex?
March 23rd, 2006 at 5:52 pm
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