Mar
22
It’s hard making a new post everyday!
Click the link to see what I have to go through to create a new post!
It’s late at night. I’m in my pajamas. I’ve taken out my contacts. And I still have nothing to post for tomorrow’s blog.
Nothing even remotely amusing happened to me today for me to blog about.
Think Craig think! Maybe a new drawing???
You’re not funny!
Hold me Natalie Portman, my wife. I’ve lost my touch.
Maybe some porn will help get my creative juices flowing.
Tee hee. I said “juices flowing”.
No porn until AFTER you have a finished post.
Damn you woman!
Quite possibly the least flattering picture of me ever.
What about Mickey Mouse ears!?
Not funny.
Ugh, I know.
Maybe you should turn this uncreative plight into a post of its own.
I know!
I can turn this uncreative plight into a post of its own!
Fuck you, Craig, my husband.
Come Natalie Portman, my wife! Time for porn!
Oh forget it. Yay, porn!
Get out of the way Natalie Portman, my wife! I can’t see!
March 22nd, 2006 at 12:27 pm
Please tell me you watch big brother and I will get to read playbyplays like the AI entries?
March 22nd, 2006 at 2:32 pm
Natalie needs to smile more. She looks sooo lovely when she smiles….
Maybe you need to get a Jedi cape or something…instead of the Mickey ears. Then she will smile….
March 22nd, 2006 at 3:16 pm
Craig-
Love the post but to be honest, I think you need a new bedspread. How old is that thing? Maybe you could ask for “donations” to spruce up your room a little bit!
Just a thought…
March 22nd, 2006 at 3:37 pm
Is this your way of telling me you don’t want to sleep with me?
March 22nd, 2006 at 6:02 pm
Gosh - I’ve never heard of bedlinen being a dealbreaker…
March 22nd, 2006 at 9:28 pm
I would think the lifesize cut-out of Natalie Portman would be more of a dealbreaker and a little bit scarier then a bedspread, but hey what do I know.
P.S. Wait til he shows his pillow with her picture on it, then you’ll really be freaked out.
March 22nd, 2006 at 9:41 pm
As someone who has actually been in my bed, I would have hoped you would defend my honor.
March 23rd, 2006 at 12:15 am
Came across your post via BlogMad…
it made me smile
March 23rd, 2006 at 3:18 pm
I laughed laughed laughed over this post, Craig. You so funny!
March 25th, 2006 at 11:17 pm
Sean Cody Porn- Drool!
July 12th, 2007 at 4:57 pm
All operating expenses eating out a pussy are mercenaries, then, sat in d’hara and someone would be sociable? Cara.
June 15th, 2008 at 1:40 am
Ummm the above comments look like spam! YAY!
Anyway, this post is so true! I never know what to update about. And on top of that, I’m not clever! Blogging is so hard…