Mar
23
Haiku for The OC:
Drama filled OC,
Only one reason to watch,
Her name is Taylor.
Seriously, Autumn Reeser needs her own Taylor Townsend spinoff. She is the best thing about this sucky season of The OC. No matter what problem arises, Taylor tackles it with enthusiasm and charm.
Taylor has the mother from hell who degrades her every chance she gets, yet Taylor is consistently happy. Seth and Summer don’t have sex for a week and they are both about to call it quits and jump off a cliff. But have no fear! Taylor Townsend has just pulled up in her invisible jet with her trusty Kama Sutra book!
Alas, we all know where secondary characters go on The OC. Perhaps she will go psycho and hold Seth at gunpoint in a hotel room. Yeah right! That would just be crazy!
Oh right, been there, done that. But then again, I may just watch the last 5 minutes of this week’s episode for the rest of my life and never need another ounce of television ever again. Or porn for that matter. Oh who am I kidding?
