Mar
28
If I see another Idol hold up their fingers with the phone number you’re supposed to call to vote for them, I’m going to shoot them.
Even if Taylor didn’t do it, I’d shoot him anyway.
Here are this week’s American Idol reviews in rhymes:
Lisa: Bored Snored
Kellie: Ditsy Dixie
Ace: Butt Slut
Taylor: Slay Gray
Mandisa: Praise Craze
Chris: How about that lame talk to Ryan about the band Live?
Katharine: Lovey Dovey
Bucky: Marbled Garbled
Paris: Ew Spew
Elliott: Teeth Teeth
March 30th, 2006 at 1:05 pm
you’re my hero.
March 31st, 2006 at 8:42 pm
Just stumbled on your site, man! You’re great! had me laughing. And so accurate on the American Idol rhymes! I wish I could come up with that kinda stuff! Color me jealous. Keep up the good work!