Alright bitches! The bar has now been raised!
Shirley from over at Shirley is Great has sent in the ultimate Puntabulous Reader Submission. It is everything a Puntabulous Reader Submission should be. It is 100% original, 100% silly, and in this case, answers the question fully: “What would you do with your Sex-Bot?”.
Enjoy!
Step 1: Romance the innocent Robot with sweet talk and flowers.
Step 2: Introduce Robot to “open” love.
Step 3: Pounce!
Love it, love it, love it! I must find this Shirley person and work at the same place as her immediately! It looks magical!
Send in your submissions to my e-mail address in the sidebar right away!
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8 users responded in this post
Yeah right, like you’re not leaving me for a bunch of hot, oily construction guys!
Damn you, Shirley. My submission sucked, but you just turned it into a black hole.
Hee, hee - sorry! Sorry I’m so great?!
http://dades.joor.net/cgi/photo/index.cgi?mode=view&album=/tonteries/LEDSex
Oh baby.
Shirley, your comedic genius is inspiring. I wish I could be like you. Or at least work with you. Sigh.
We should start the “Be Like (Or At Least Work With) Shirley Club”. Quite the fanbase there.
Yes! You must all join me and earn the big bucks that I do!!
Hmm… Thinking about it, I don’t know whether I can return to a Cube Farm environment. Sorry. I’ll just admire from afar.
Tell Me What a Dork I Am!