Mar
28
Alright bitches! The bar has now been raised!
Shirley from over at Shirley is Great has sent in the ultimate Puntabulous Reader Submission. It is everything a Puntabulous Reader Submission should be. It is 100% original, 100% silly, and in this case, answers the question fully: “What would you do with your Sex-Bot?”.
Enjoy!
Step 1: Romance the innocent Robot with sweet talk and flowers.
Step 2: Introduce Robot to “open” love.
Step 3: Pounce!
Love it, love it, love it! I must find this Shirley person and work at the same place as her immediately! It looks magical!
Send in your submissions to my e-mail address in the sidebar right away!
March 28th, 2006 at 6:07 pm
Yeah right, like you’re not leaving me for a bunch of hot, oily construction guys!
March 28th, 2006 at 9:29 pm
Damn you, Shirley. My submission sucked, but you just turned it into a black hole.
March 28th, 2006 at 9:33 pm
Hee, hee - sorry! Sorry I’m so great?!
March 29th, 2006 at 11:23 am
http://dades.joor.net/cgi/photo/index.cgi?mode=view&album=/tonteries/LEDSex
Oh baby.
March 29th, 2006 at 1:28 pm
Shirley, your comedic genius is inspiring. I wish I could be like you. Or at least work with you. Sigh.
March 29th, 2006 at 4:57 pm
We should start the “Be Like (Or At Least Work With) Shirley Club”. Quite the fanbase there.
March 30th, 2006 at 12:00 am
Yes! You must all join me and earn the big bucks that I do!!
March 30th, 2006 at 9:35 am
Hmm… Thinking about it, I don’t know whether I can return to a Cube Farm environment. Sorry. I’ll just admire from afar.