PUNTABULOUS PLAYS WITH HIS WIFE
On boring nights, me and Natalie Portman, my wife, enjoy playing games!
La La La. Bo-ring night.
Let’s play a game!
Let’s play “Guess the Celebrity”!
You go first.
Okay! Guess which celebrity I’m being.
I know! You’re being Natalie Portman!
Correct!
Ha Ha Ha! You are so clever, Natalie Portman, my wife!
She does the same joke everytime!
My turn!
Hmmm, wife beater, boxers showing, undeserved sense of accomplishment. Let me see your feet.
Bingo! The true sign of trailer trash!
You’re Kevin Federline!
Fuck yeah!
Me again!
Who am I?
Hmmm, paper thin, collapsed under the weight of your own clothing, covered in dirty laundry…
You’re Mary-Kate Olsen!
Correct!
Oh shit! Lost is starting!
Yes! A Locke episode!
Sweetie? A little help here?
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March 30, 2006 7:52 am
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By Antonio, March 30, 2006 @ 9:33 am
YES! Natalie is back!
Oh and Lost kicked arse last night.
By Emily, March 30, 2006 @ 2:57 pm
Just wanted to mention that I love the Natalie Portman adventures. They remind me of a dear friend who once owned and thoroughly molested a cutout of Jim Carrey, for some reason. Those were good times.
By shirley, March 30, 2006 @ 4:52 pm
Did you leave Natalie Portman your wife on the floor all night? You’re abusive, Puntabulous, and it’s HOT.
By Ryan, March 31, 2006 @ 12:56 am
I love how you’re randomly reading a Star Wars book in the first pic. Nice touch! Keep the Natalie Portman episodes coming!
By jen, March 31, 2006 @ 1:18 pm
You seriously crack me up with this stuff! I just showed another co-worker and she wants the link to your site….keep em coming!
By Nate the Great, March 31, 2006 @ 1:53 pm
“Hmmm, paper thin, collapsed under the weight of your own clothing, covered in dirty laundry…
You’re Mary-Kate Olsen!”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Puntabulous you’re so silly
By NANI, April 11, 2006 @ 12:44 pm
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
By Jack Selby, April 11, 2006 @ 10:53 pm
lol. Well I have to admit, I did find it humorous. I completely forgot about being able to check links back to the post. But you are right, the true term is “Endearingly Dorky”.
I did however get a full laugh out of your soon to be ex-wife’s beads and how she got them.
By okes, May 24, 2006 @ 6:47 pm
I love this site. Good work…
By Alizabeth, April 1, 2007 @ 7:14 am
That was so funny! especially the one about Mary Kate!!!!!!!!!!!!
By Alise, April 5, 2007 @ 12:45 am
I was having a bad night, when I came across your site and well, you’ve definitely made me laugh!!! The Mary-Kate part is great.
By Donna in Mid MIchigan, January 15, 2008 @ 6:54 am
Craig dear,
Isn’t poor Mary Kate now hanging with the BIG biker dude? Lance Armstrong???
Did HE come to rescue his poor gal pal on your floor??
THEN you could have had LOTS of fun with Him or all his yellow jerseys!! Discuss France, the Dopin scam…all while SHE lay on the floor…
just wonderin……then he could wrap is ARMSTRONGS around thee….oh my…I better stop. Natalie might kick my arse!