Puntabulous

Here is another rare look into the life of Puntabulous:

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WHAT!?

FUUUUUUUUCK!

Of course I have to wake up late on shower day!

Today is not a good day to join me Natalie Portman, my wife!

I SAID NO!

Plastic Bottle of Vodka, a classy part of a balanced breakfast.

Mmmmmm….Apple Jacks!

Hmmmm, what should I wear?

Here are all the shirts I wear everyday over and over and over again! What mediocre choices!

Doink! I know!

I’ll wear this shirt from H&M! Not too flashy, but flashy enough that people will know I’m a homosexual!

Perfect!

Previous days in the life of Puntabulous: Here and Here

Surprise! Surprise! The complete moron who contributes absolutely NOTHING to the task, but has the producers convinced he will make for “good tv” DOESN’T get fired on the Apprentice. Don’t color me surprised though. This is an Apprentice tradition that goes way back to Sam, WHO FELL ASLEEP ON THE JOB!!!!!

Grrrrrr. This season’s moron on the week is Brent:

When will the producers learn that idiot characters don’t make good television?

Scratch that.

When will I learn that The Apprentice doesn’t make good television?

Well there goes another lackluster Academy Awards Ceremony. It would be too difficult to get into every single thing that was wrong about the award show. Perhaps I should have been tipped off to the lameness of the ceremony when everytime “injustice” was mentioned, they showed a close up of Jamie Foxx.

“Jamie Foxx: The spokesman for everyone who isn’t a straight, white male!”

There really is no point to the above picture. I just thought it was fun to make.

Yet another thing that drives me crazy concerning Subways/People!

People that walk in the dead center of the stairways, making it impossible to pass them on either side. I can understand if you don’t know the etiquette of staying to the right, but why do you find it necessary to walk down the middle!

For more things that annoy me about the subway, click here, here, here, here, and here.

As you click through the links, you can see my pictures getting progressively older. How sweet and innocent I was back then. Look at how bright my shirt is in that last one! Whoa!

I don’t understand when people use the word “died” or “dying” as a term of exageration. Such as: “I died laughing!” or “I was dying with laughter!”. Clearly if you are still talking to me, you did not die. You big stupid liar.

If you are going to lie, why not use a positive exageration instead of such a negative one? I hereby suggest the new phrase be “I orgasmed laughing!” or “I was orgasming with laughter!”.

See? Isn’t that better?

Because you can never have too many Brokeback Mountain remixes:

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Not Brokeback, but still good:

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So I went home sick from work yesterday. After much napping and movie watching I decided to put my efforts into a new and exciting venture. I made a flash game! I’m really excited with the way it came out. It’s really simple, but it amuses me, and hopefully you too. Here are the instructions:

1) Click “Start”
2) Use your mouse to drag around the little green and blue Puntabulous man.
3) Collect as many marshmallows as you can. (Those are the little white blobs that will be floating around)
4) Stay away from the Cupids! They will fire arrows at you, if they hit you, you die! EEK!
5) Once you get to the end of the board, there will be a giant ice cream sundae. You need to land in it in order to successfully finish the game.

Scoring: Each marshmallow is worth 5 points. Occassionally there will be a red one, they are worth 20 points. (Even though I would never eat a red marshmallow in real life. Scratch that thought, I forgot about Lucky Charms. Mmmmm.)

Once you’re done, click on the link to post your highest score!

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