Apr
5
I really don’t have anything funny to report today. Last night I was going to write a recap of American Idol, but the show was absolutely boring and it left me uninspired. We already know I hate Taylor and Paris, there is no reason to go into it again.
But I must give you guys something, so I decided to let you guys read some of my poetry. That’s right, when I’m not trying to be funny, I write cheesy children’s poetry. I know it may seem crazy, given my butch personality, but it’s true.
REST EASY
Rest easy dear child,
Dream away as you might.
Lay your head on my chest,
You are close to me tonight.
Let your worries of today,
Pass on to nevermore.
Who knows what tomorrow brings?
What it has for you in store?
Rest easy dear child,
Let the future bring what may.
You’ll be ready, you’ll be willing,
For tomorrow’s brand new day.
Dream of sweetness, dream of light,
Dream of happiness coming soon.
May the dreams of your heart,
Shine as bright as the moon.
Rest easy dear child,
Let nothing give you fright.
Sleep sweetly, dream of peace,
You are close to me tonight.
MAGIC WORLD
What a magic world this is,
Wondrous things to go and see.
Put your hand inside my hand,
And walk this path along with me.
Climb a tree within the woods,
Swim as far as we can go.
Run as fast as leopards can,
Where it ends, just we will know.
What a magic world this is,
Everyday is something new.
There is nothing I want more,
Than to explore this world with you.
Fly a spaceship to the moon,
From a swing set in the yard.
Camp out in a dangerous jungle,
In a tent beneath the stars.
What a magic world this is,
There are paths I cannot go.
But I’ll always be with you,
In your heart you’ll always know.
MAGIC HAT
I found this magic hat,
With magic still inside.
It’s not a magic rabbit,
Or a roller coaster ride.
It’s something big and small,
For me and you to share.
For people short and tall,
For groups or just a pair.
I found this magic hat,
With magic still inside.
It’s not a magic cat,
Or a magic carpet ride.
It’s how I cheer you up,
When you are feeling blue.
Or just to say “Hello”,
Or “Goodness I love you!”
I love this magic hat,
With magic still inside.
And when I take it out,
I open my arms wide.
It’s a hug you silly goose,
A gift to know I care.
If you ever need some love,
Put on this hat and I’ll be there.
SMILE
It looks like something’s wrong,
Your smile went away.
Was it something that I said?
Or just a rotten day?
I know just how you feel,
Being sad is not much fun.
If you think you are alone,
Than you’re not the only one.
I have a helpful tip,
To help you with that frown.
It’s something that I use,
For when I’m feeling down.
I close my eyes and think,
Of all that’s good and true.
And my sadness disappears,
Because I thought of you.
April 5th, 2006 at 11:24 am
Ummm…hello!!! Those are good!!
Do you mind if I print them out for my kiddos? Seriously…they love poetry….
April 5th, 2006 at 3:56 pm
Ooh - you should make Puntabulous cartoons for each poem - and then publish a Children’s book!
April 5th, 2006 at 6:48 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, the funniest post yet. Well done!!!
April 6th, 2006 at 11:48 am
What? No pictures of Keanu Reeves being sodomized while wearing a ball gag?!
April 6th, 2006 at 8:01 pm
if you can work in dora the explorer i can get you a gig
April 10th, 2006 at 5:20 pm
I like your poetry could I print them out for my daughter?