Apr
10
So I start my new job today. My official title is Executive Assistant, which sounds fancier than Administrative Assistant that I previously thought my title was going to be. But either way, it is just a clever word for Secretary.
Click the link to see some other jobs I considered.
Jedi Knight
Porn star
Literary book editor
Porn star
Penguin
Porn star
Professional blogger
Just kidding!
Porn star
Jedi porn director
Wish me luck!
April 10th, 2006 at 5:51 am
The Jane Austen picture killed me!
Good luck! Git r’ dun!
April 10th, 2006 at 6:23 am
When are you going to go and rescue a cat from the shelter and become a cat carer?
MEOW!
My human loves your blog.
April 10th, 2006 at 6:28 am
Wishing you all the best!!!! xoxo
April 10th, 2006 at 9:31 am
I miss you already! Good luck babe!
April 10th, 2006 at 12:55 pm
Best post yet. That’s not to say it’s any good, though. Thanks for the Pippi picture.
April 10th, 2006 at 1:02 pm
i personally like the penguin…as I am fascinated by the pink boa in the top right corner…
were you going to be a penguin porn star?
April 10th, 2006 at 10:59 pm
Holy crap. Hilarious.
April 11th, 2006 at 1:09 am
I miss you!! And you owe me a big ole Craig head!
April 11th, 2006 at 2:17 pm
hehehe, I was a bit concerned with the first photo…you look ready to rip that shirt apart…the shirt or perhaps a muscle or something equally as visceral.