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Apr
Does Nnenna’s boyfriend remind anyone else of Vince Vaughn’s crazy girlfriend from “Wedding Crashers”?
Or he’ll find you and gut you like a fish. Then eat you so your bodies and souls will be as one. That’s all he ever wanted. Why couldn’t you just give him that? Why did you make him do this to you? But don’t worry. You’ll always be inside him Nnenna. You’ll always be together. Always.
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Wow you are so right. Now, who the hell is Nnenna and her bf?
Sorry, I was refferring to America’s Next Top Model.
Yes! Why is Nnenna with him??!! He’s so crazy (and so is Jade). Maybe they should get together?
You are spot on about Nnenna—if she doesn’t dump the guy soon—he is gonna ruin her chances of winning, not to mention the whole “stalker-on-the-verge-of-a-breakdown-thing”….
Jade, Jade, Jade….Miss Jay and Tyra were right–that little crying spell was COMPLETELY fake!! It was out of nowhere!!
Jade looks like the type of girl that would cut you with a box cutter if you looked at her the wrong way….
But I have a question—they are making that girl fix the gap between her teeth? What about Lauren Hutton??? She had a gap and it didn’t hurt her career.
Also that glycerin they used to make the girls “cry” was kind of cruel…..
The show is getting more outrageous..like Tyra’s talk show when she had the plastic surgeon on feeling her boobs and letting everyone know that they were real!
When they started yanking teeth out of that girl last night, I was ready to puke.
The teeth pulling was too much for me too.
Aren’t we tuning in to see psychological pain, not physical?
I think the open admissiong that she’d “rather be here than with my boyfriend” at the end may have sealed the deal for Nnnnnna. If he still wants to stay after that, he’s stopped wearing his testicles on the outside of his body.
Also, while I can’t watch televised surgery, the tooth-pulling was oddly compelling. Those roots were unbelievable!
I hate to brag (no I don’t) but my dentist once told me that one of my wisdom teeth had the longest root of any tooth he ever pulled.
Sigh. It’s not easy being so wonderful.
Madonna, Gap from CSI (as we call her), and Brandy from last season ANTM. ALL have gaps in their teeth…I think that says alot.
Eeek - finally watched my tito’d episode of ANTM and Nnenna’s bf is sooo creepy and ugly! He just kept holding a hand around her neck so she couldn’t run away - how did he ever get someone like her in the first place??
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