Apr
26
So I think I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m just not built for work. I think it’s the 5 days a week that really gets to me. And the whole 8-5 thing isn’t really working in my favor either. There’s also the “having to do work” thing that really irks me too. “For the love of Aslan, just leave me alone and let me read blogs and movie news all day!”
I think I need a sugar daddy.
But they would have to be young and hot. I’m not sure if sugar daddies come in the young and hot variety though. So maybe it’s not so much a “sugar daddy” but more like a “boyfriend” who buys me lots of stuff and pays my rent.
I’m not exactly sure why I’m wearing skimpy underwear in the above picture, but I assume that it’s one of the conditions of having a sugar daddy. Just be thankful I drew the picture from the front.
April 26th, 2006 at 6:57 am
Your sugar daddy is looking a little portly. You can do better, Punty.
April 26th, 2006 at 3:46 pm
More wondering about the double hair cross on your tummy then the skimpy panties….
April 26th, 2006 at 3:50 pm
That’s my imaginary six pack! I took a little artistic liberty with my self portrait.
April 26th, 2006 at 6:02 pm
Not from behind, Craig? I suspect you’re wearing a cartoon thong!
April 27th, 2006 at 8:20 am
Your sugar daddy looks a lot like Paul Allen to me!
Paul Allen sure can buy you LOADS of nice, shiny gifts.
April 27th, 2006 at 10:03 am
If you happen to locate a “young and hot” sugar daddy, please see if he has a twin, or sibling, for me as well? I’ve been looking for going on 20 years, and haven’t found anything yet!
April 27th, 2006 at 2:45 pm
Dear Polt, If you have been looking for a sugar daddy for 20 years I think it is time for you to start looking for a sugar grandaddy.
April 27th, 2006 at 3:56 pm
where should I send my CV and bank details? And I can supply references
April 28th, 2006 at 8:42 pm
Sara,
Good point. I guess by now, I should be a sugar daddy, eh?
I could be a sugar daddy…well, cept I don’t have any money…
SHould I look for a sugar son?
December 16th, 2006 at 7:51 pm
*waves hand* pick me!