Wednesday April 26th will go down in history as the day I officially became a woman. Did I magically grow a uterus during the night? Did I wake up to find my panties soiled with blood after having my first period? No, no. no! Don’t be silly!
But what could it be then?
That’s right, Secretaries Day! Oops, I’m sorry, “Administrative Professionals Day”. HAHAHA! And now that I’m a Secretary, oops, I mean “Administrative Assistant” it means I got to celebrate that day in all its glorious splendor. And how does a butch man such as myself celebrate Secretaries Day?
He gets chocolate and flowers from his boss. Seriously. Now, don’t get me wrong, I do enjoy chocolate and flowers, but that day, I hated them. Where the hell is my hot, young sugar daddy? I need him now more than ever. But then again, it would be a shame to let my shiny new ovaries go to waste.
And just in case this post isn’t chauvinistic enough: How many men does it take to open a beer bottle?
None, it should be open by the time she brings it to him! Oh snap! Oh wait, I think I’m the “she” now. Damn the man! Secretaries Unite!
Oh man, is this how you sweet-talked Natalie Portman into marrying you?
No, his marriage concluded by the priest saying: You may now slap the bitch.
SO let me get this straight – you have some chocolates that are surplus to requirements? I may be able to help you there.
Thanks for the sidebar add, Craig! Sorry to hear about the move home, but I’ve been there. Oh, I’ve been there (to my parents’ house – not yours. That’d be weird). Just promise yourself you’ll stay no longer than a year.
At least he didn’t spank you on the ass and say “Nice job bitch” and then try to squeeze your boobs!
I can’t help but wonder if Jen is speaking from experience
Nope! I have always had female bosses…wierd eh? Plus…I have never been an admin gal. We writers don’t have “Writer Appreciation Day”…damn the man keeping us down!
I did have a friend though who had a boss that grabbed her ass and said “I’d like to see that bent over my desk.” She packed her stuff up PRONTO and walked out…
That sun of a bitch.