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Remember that time I GRADUATED? And I was so excited because I would never have to write another term paper ever again? Well it turns out, I may have been a little off on that estimate.
No longer content with being over-educated and perpetually under-qualified, I decided to hit the books again and head back to school. Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with me? So off I go to NYU for courses in Construction Project Management! Goodbye Thursday nights! Hello continuing education for little or no reward! Horrah!
I should seriously consider moving to the Earth’s poles for 6 months at a time to stay away from that damn Sun.
May 10th, 2006 at 2:57 pm
Aaahhh…more education may not make your penis bigger…but it can lead to a fatter wallet…which in turn can lead to more penis…ya know what I mean?
May 10th, 2006 at 3:05 pm
give him a little slack.
from here, his facial expressions suggest he is continually being sodomized.
i suppose even i would tire of that after awhile.
May 10th, 2006 at 3:07 pm
just think of all the penis you’ll be able to afford with that nice fancy education. i also see while you’re working hard getting an education, your wife natalie portman is playing in toronto (http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=1195).
May 10th, 2006 at 3:47 pm
I too have recently decided to return to the school daze. I’m going to a Systems Engineering Masters at the University of Maryland. I’ll be sure to blog my bliss.
May 10th, 2006 at 3:58 pm
There has to be a young hot sugar Daddy in grad school for Construction Project Management won’t there?—-that is not the only reason you are going is it?? Future wealthy home builders……
May 10th, 2006 at 8:04 pm
Silly Craig! More education isn’t the answer! Drinking is!