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I know! I know! I’m a terrible blogger. I’ve been working late at work the past two weeks. Yes, you read that correctly, I’ve been working late. Me! It’s kinda annoying, but I believe it’s paying off. Apparently there is something in the works. Hopefully I will have a fun update with good news in the near future. Keep your fingers crossed!
In other news:
My junior year in college, I had a really hot, straight (sigh) lab partner for one of my classes. We were doing work at his place one night. He took off his shoes, I took off my shoes. He called me a copycat. To which I replied “I’m a follower, not a giver”.
Oh yes, that’s correct. I didn’t say “I’m a follower, not a leader”. No! That’s what a normal person would say. I had to slip and say “I’m a follower, not a giver“. Oh, what a red-faced Craig there was! Seriously. I don’t know what happened. It just slipped. What the fuck is wrong with me? More importantly, why didn’t my comment inspire him to switch sides?
The End
Next time I’ll tell you about the time I drunken IMed my other hot, straight lab partner and professed my love. Seriously, I should never be allowed near a science classroom.
May 16th, 2006 at 10:54 pm
At least you didn’t stammer and try to cover up with, “I mean, umm, I’m a doer, not a taker!” And then try to mount him.
Then again, that is how I got most of my college boyfriends!
May 17th, 2006 at 10:58 am
So, I take it lab partners are your weakness, then? Does the mere sight of a bunsen burner get you all flustered? That’s pretty funny.
May 17th, 2006 at 11:06 am
Slip ups and random declarations of lust/love? Now I know why we’re friends. We SO need to hang out when RR returns from the UK. He’s a fellow passenger in the Declarations of Love/Lust Boat.
May 18th, 2006 at 5:38 am
Don’t you wish you said “I know you are but what am I?” instead?
May 22nd, 2006 at 10:47 am
Your slacking craig! Where are the Puntabulous posts that keep me laughing??!?
May 22nd, 2006 at 2:19 pm
Craig–you need to come back to the large flightless bird. Then you’ll have lots of time to update!
May 22nd, 2006 at 5:26 pm
You know what’s awesome? Drinking in an old school Irish pub in Woodside.
On top of hot men, it’s right next to the LIRR!
I could have emailed this.