Puntabulous

Here is a list of things that I’ve been doing instead of blogging:

1) Working. Still waiting for a sugar daddy.

2) Going back to school. A gay, croatian Luke Skywalker is my teacher. But a Luke Skywalker AFTER he got attacked by the Wampa.

3) Repainted and recarpeted my bedroom. As you may know, I moved back in with my parents. Needless to say, my childhood room needed a bit of a renovation to make it a bit more grown-up. It came out really nice, and yes, it does look a bit more grown-up. But chances are I’ll put up a “Star Wars” poster to counter act any of the grown-up qualities.

4) Working on a new screenplay. Yes, I’m one of those losers that writes screenplays that will never be produced. I’ve written four so far, making this my fifth. This one is going to be a comedy as opposed to the science fiction I’ve previously written. Here’s a HINT. Think “Galaxy Quest” but for comic book movies.

5) Having lots of sweaty sex. Masturbating.