May
25
I know this is long overdue. But I hope you enjoy!
Hello! I’m home!
Hello mother!
Hello son!
Hello father!
Hello son!
You’re not going to believe my news!
I’m…
…married!
WHAT!?
This is Natalie Portman, my wife.
And we are in love.
I guess I should start calling you Mom and Dad now, huh?
Actually, no, you shouldn’t.
Wait a second, I may be a wee bit tipsy. Did our son just say he married the girl from “Pirates of the Caribbean”?
Must… kill… Natalie… Portman…
Why can’t you ever just be happy for me!?
I hate you! We don’t need this abuse! Let’s go to our room!
Come Natalie Portman, my wife. Look at our new home!
Isn’t it great!?
This sucks. It’s fucking tiny. And it has a twin bed!
Come on sweetie! If anyone can make it work, we can!
Fuck this bed is tiny! Can’t you give me an inch, woman! God I hate you!
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May 26th, 2006 at 1:37 am
That totally brightened my day! I laughed sooooo hard. Thanks Craig!
May 26th, 2006 at 5:37 am
Make Natalie be the big spoon.
Excellent post once again!
May 26th, 2006 at 10:37 am
I am still laughing and now people in the office are looking at me.
NO…I am not sipping from my flask at work people!!! YOU.MUST.GO.TO.PUNTABULOUS.NOW!!!
Ok…so I LOVED this Craig. Once again you made my day…
May 26th, 2006 at 12:21 pm
lmfao! OMG.. fucking brilliant.
why’s she so stiff? tell her to whore around more and then come back to bed
May 26th, 2006 at 5:55 pm
OMG!!!! I’VE MISSED U!!!! PLEASE HAVE MORE NATALIE PORTMAN UR WIFE. ITS BEEN TOOO LONG. THANX FOR BRIGHTENING MY DAY.
May 27th, 2006 at 7:24 am
Your parents are Clrois Leachman and Bea Arthur???? I am SO jealous! Bad enough you’re married to Natalie Portman, but to have them as parents as well. My envy knows no bounds.
May 27th, 2006 at 7:55 pm
You are cute and super funny!
All the best with your new life with the rents.
Love your blog.
Your fan in Vancouver.
May 28th, 2006 at 2:26 am
Who is this Christophe person? *I* am your fan in Vancouver!
May 29th, 2006 at 6:12 pm
Thanks for the great laugh!
Your Dad is looking alittle rough there. Maybe he needs a facial?
May 29th, 2006 at 9:21 pm
Looks like a Vancouver fan fight. Fight for Craig’s love!
May 29th, 2006 at 11:02 pm
Craig loves you all equally. It’s just that he loves ME a little, eensy weensy tiny bit more.
Or so I like to think.
May 30th, 2006 at 9:38 am
i’ve never been here before but OMG this cracked me up!
May 31st, 2006 at 8:30 am
You must be still fighting with Natalie Portman, your wife since it has been about a week since you last posted. Please let her win the arguments. She does have a gun…
May 31st, 2006 at 9:38 am
I don’t fight with my wife.
I beat her.
May 31st, 2006 at 11:52 am
Lionel!
May 31st, 2006 at 11:52 am
I’m so proud of you.
May 31st, 2006 at 12:28 pm
You are way too good for that slut Natalie Portman. You’d better watch out for your dad Bea Arthur, tho, I think his hostility towards your wife stems from a secret lust for her.
and the saga continues…..
May 31st, 2006 at 3:50 pm
Wow, three Vancouver Puntabulous readers. We should form some sort of incredibly sad fan club. With jackets. Jackets are a must.
May 31st, 2006 at 6:23 pm
Alberta in the hizouse! (ok i’m not that cool)
Perhaps a Canadian Fan Club would be a good idea?
Can we get those bright shiny bomber jackets—in aquamarine!?
May 31st, 2006 at 6:53 pm
Yay Vancouver Puntabulous readers! We should all get together with our homemade “We love Puntabulous” signs, take photos, and then send them to Craig.
March 21st, 2007 at 7:44 am
[…] 3) The fact that I haven’t done a post with Natalie Portman, my wife, in FOREVER. Seriously! What is wrong with me? She’s seriously in the garage. I hope she survived the winter. Imagine if I take her out of the garage and she’s been eaten by mice? That would be tragic. But then again, imagine the wacky cast of characters we could have at a Puntabulous Funeral. That could be fun! I mean tragic. […]