So I saw X-Men: The Last Stand last night:
Alright, so even though there wasn’t any butt sex, I still stuck around and enjoyed it thoroughly.
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So I saw X-Men: The Last Stand last night:
Alright, so even though there wasn’t any butt sex, I still stuck around and enjoyed it thoroughly.
In a nutshell: Napoleon Dynamite, with worse dance moves; Bridget Jones, with fewer love interests; And any random plucky sidekick, with less saving the day.
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Did you catch the scene after the credits? I think people are calling it: The Anal lube scene… must be interesting.
butt sex….yeah, THAT’S what the movie was missing! I couldn’t figure it out, but that’s IT! Isn’t that why Angel was put in the movie, to be partnered with colossus? Or Icemen? Or that little Asian guy with the spikes?
Or was all this just a dream I had?
i saw it a few hours ago and what i don’t get is why didn’t wolverine’s pants fly off like his shirt did? i mean really, his skin was coming off, they could have (and should have) taken the pants.
purely for realism of course.
I thought the move was about repressing Phoenix’s unbridled “passions” (read sexuality). Did you notice that only way to reign in her “passion” was to impale her with Wolverine’s “spikes”? Yes, that is the only way to get me to calm down, getting “impaled with spikes.”
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