Monthly Archives: June 2006
THE PUNTABULOUS ADVENTURES OF SUPER VIAGRA!
Back by popular demand! (You dirty bastards)
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THE PUNTABULOUS ADVENTURES OF SUPER VIAGRA!
A junk e-mail I received today: Subject: Your POWER! Cialis, or Super Viagra, is used to treat erectile dysfunction, more commonly known as impotence. A man is impotent if he cannot achieve an erect penis for sexual activity. The phrase … Continue reading
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PUNTABULOUS GUIDE TO SURVIVING THE FUTURE
When travelling to the future, it is important to know the customs and rituals of the civilization of the future. In today’s edition: INTERPLANETARY TRAVEL By the year 3000, interplanetary travel is as commonplace as mothers eating their young. There … Continue reading
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PUNTABULOUS POETRY
The Storyteller: Once there was a strange old man, With so many tales to tell, That his head was always full, His mind a knowledge well. He did little all day long, His stories were his life, No children to … Continue reading
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PUNTABULOUS NEEDS TO HAVE A DISCUSSION
Alright my lovelies, we have something very important to discuss: Paris Hilton’s new single “Stars are Blind”. Before we get into the song, let’s discuss my history with Paris Hilton. Actually, let’s take it one step further back and discuss … Continue reading
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PUNTABULOUSLY NEWSWORTHY
By the planned deadlines, I can only venture to guess that these two scientific endeavors are somehow related. Maybe I’m missing something, but I don’t really see the importance of China doing the Moon Walk. Now, if they do the … Continue reading
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PUNTABULOUS SCARES EVERYONE AWAY
So I take the train to work. I pretend to be smart and take a book with me, but it’s really just for show. I pretend to read a few pages before falling into a sweet, illiterate slumber. But something … Continue reading
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PUNTABULOUS WONDERS WHAT’S WRONG
Why do I feel like I’m reliving THIS again? I’ve always known that my Puntabulous Guides to Surviving the Future weren’t that big of a crowd pleaser, but to not get a single solitary comment on my last post is … Continue reading
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PUNTABULOUS GUIDE TO SURVIVING THE FUTURE
If one ever finds themselves stuck in the future, it is important to know the customs and rituals of the civilization of the future. In today’s edition: SCIENTIFIC ADVANCEMENT Suckees — people brought to the future by being sucked through … Continue reading
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PUNTABULOUS SEARCH OF THE DAY
My grandfather died of a strock. It was especially tough to deal with since no one knew what the fuck a strock was.
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