Jun
19
So I take the train to work. I pretend to be smart and take a book with me, but it’s really just for show. I pretend to read a few pages before falling into a sweet, illiterate slumber.
But something that disturbs me is when I wake up, and there are no longer people sitting next or around me. If it happened once or twice, I wouldn’t think anything of it. But it’s been happening EVERYDAY. I even woke up once to see the person who was once sitting next to me, sitting in the other aisle.
What exactly am I doing in my sleep to drive everyone away? It always starts off innocently enough. But something tells me it goes downhill very quickly.
Perhaps I’ll never know.
June 19th, 2006 at 10:25 pm
You need to stop screaming out “The force is with you Natalie…OK OK…I TOLD YOU BITCH…THE FORCE IS WITH YOU…IN YOU…I MEAN WITH YOU…DAYUM BITCH!”
June 19th, 2006 at 10:30 pm
I bet you try to spoon strangers in your sleep!
June 19th, 2006 at 11:15 pm
Do you drool and lean on their shoulders?
Do you snore?
Or are you one of those freaky head bobblers.
Those guys are always a bit of a worry on the bus.
June 20th, 2006 at 5:20 am
My gf says I snore. So, me being the caring person that I am, called her a lying bitch. Love is a splendid thing.
June 20th, 2006 at 2:13 pm
Hey, if it gets you a seat by youself on the train, with no one beside you the guy who’s sneezing out cold viruses, and kids screaming in your eyes, and that guy falling asleep with his head rolling onto YOUR shoulder, it’s a good thing, right?
June 20th, 2006 at 10:07 pm
If you thinkyou have problems on public transportation, well, just watch this;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uV4EqJ9tTkM