Back by popular demand! (You dirty bastards)



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Jun
Back by popular demand! (You dirty bastards)



In a nutshell: Napoleon Dynamite, with worse dance moves; Bridget Jones, with fewer love interests; And any random plucky sidekick, with less saving the day.
I aspire to be a childrens book author. This is the current page count to the book I am writing. It is here to inspire me. If time goes by and you do not see an increase, send me an e-mail and give me a kick in the pants. Thank you. CURRENT PAGE COUNT: 7
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HA! Brilliant. Oh, and Aquaman is pretty much useless in any occasion.
So funny!
Puntabulous, this is wonderful! I’m enjoying the Super Viagra series almost as much as your continuing adventures with Natalie Portman, your wife…how is she surviving living at home with your parents?
DAYUM! I LOVED Batman and Robin kissing…sooo classic…sooo real….sooo friggin hil-air-eee-us!
Thanks for making my Friday…
Craig, this is genius!!!
I believe you have a hit series!
YES, I agree! This is absolute genius!! I am addicted.
Tic Dick.
Excellent.
Damn Super Viagra….just like any other man…once he gets off, he just lets the chick go casting her aside like an old shoe. Bastard!
BTW, Aquaman is NOT useless. I have been collecting comic books since 1977, and I have read many an issue wherein Aquaman saved the day! Like when….um, when……the time that……um, the Bat-boat got stuck in Poison UIvy’s hyper-grown seaweed! Yeah, who do you think called all the fish with saw-like snouts to cut through the seaweed and free it? not Batman, that’s for sure!
………..God, I am SUCH a dork…………..
Hee hee! But what was he doing, raping her with an eyebrow?
Tell Me What a Dork I Am!