It’s said that 10% of all animal species are gay. Let’s take a closer look, shall we?
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Even at the most basic level of life forms, gayness can be found. And so the size contest begins.
From the beginning, gay animals have always known the importance of pizazz. (Much to the chagrin of Papa Stegosaurus.)
Faced by persecution, unicorns were the first gay animals to become extinct.
Their majestic horns will be missed by many.
Before becoming increasingly acceptable, many gay animals were forced into unhappy marriages.
Gay animals have always been on the forefront of modern dance…
..and fashion.
“Heeey!” “Heeey!”
Peacocks: The Drag Queens of the Animal Kingdom.
No matter how butch the bear, gay animals never mind swallowing. Just pretend like you’re interested in getting breakfast the next morning.
Lesbian animals can be distinguished by the bored looks on their faces during coitus.
Gay males can be distinguished because they have no fucking clue what they’re doing down there.
In conclusion, while I believe gayness to be a genetic condition,
A strong case can be made in favor of a more environmental cause of gayness.
I’m not sure who looks gayer here: Elijah, MJ, or the flamingo family. It is a lot of pink, but Elijah looks like a nerdy gay hobbit. Still hot tho!!
I’m so glad I found you.
I have a phobia of peacocks.
Actually, Elijah looks freakily kind of like both 80s MJ *and* the chimp. It’s the boggled eyes focused on mid-distance and the rouish shaggy mane. Evolution at work, people!